Here are some things I know for sure:
Vanilla over chocolate, anytime any day. Not all books, literature and movies make a person smarter. People who diss on Friends, How I Met Your Mother and Twilight do it just because they think it’d make them sound more cultured, but really they just come off as bitter. On the other hand, I find myself gravitating towards people who listen to really good alternative music – not just any alternative music. I really like fruits – fruits of any kind, bananas, cherries, lychees, rambutans, watermelons. I don’t trust energy bars; I mean, seriously, how do those stuff work and don’t they just make you fat or what? The colour black is forever appropriate – unless it’s CNY, then it’s REALLY inappropriate. My shoe size is 5, but sometimes, depending on local sizing, I can also be a 4 or 5.5. All I ever wanted to do was get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I MIGHT get accepted into Middlesex University and University of Sunderland – which will spark off more confusion and indecision. But if I don’t get accepted, I’d probably kill myself. My period is late – no, I’m not preggers (pfft, how could i be? i haven’t done it in ages), but I do think I can blame this on either my excema medication, stress, thyroid disease or menopause. I’m dying. I know it.
I really want a pair of Jeffrey Campbell. If I ever have kids, I’m going to pull an Amy Chua on them. Drugs is bad for health. And how are cigarettes still legal? People who insist on posting up 9gag graphics piss the hell out of me. In fact, people who discuss 9gag sometimes piss the hell out of me. Enough with the sandwich references! Up until about a few days ago, Eclipse was my favorite Twilight movie – now I’m kind of thinking Breaking Dawn Part 1 was probably better. I really sometimes wish I was born in the 1960s; I could have achieved so much – now in 2012, there isn’t anything that hasn’t been attempted, invented and tried. Cars bore me. When boys tell you they love you, what they mean is they like you. When guys tell you they love you, what they mean is get in my bed. Andy Warhol is a genius.
Lastly:
Coca-Cola is delicious… and yes, I can always tell Coca-Cola and Pepsi apart. If you love someone, you should always let them know. Maggi Mee Hot Cup Curry Flavor is the best instant food ever. Ever. Girls who drive stick (aka manual) should, IMHO, be worshiped as contemporary gods. Coughmecough. You know, I have guy friends who can’t drive stick at all. Shame on all of you! Random: I’m not the kind of fool who’s gonna sit and sing to you about stars, girl. But what fool spends the whole night being stuck on a puzzle? I have a pathological fear of the ocean. I’m sorry, I just don’t want to die by drowning.
End note:
I’m made of better, stronger things than this. The cliche goes: everything will be okay in the end. if it’s not okay, it’s not the end. And it’s true. Because what it really means is this: it’s not over until it’s fucking over. We lose sight of the bigger pictures sometimes, obsessing over tiny people – but the truth is, I’m going to figure everything out, and I’m going to go the distance for the things I want to do and the places I want to go.
I may not be the person to say this, but I think everyone should just figure their shit out.
